10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water