10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth