10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is for loners.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--