10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.