10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.