10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.