10 Random Poker Quotes

I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."