10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'