10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Welcome to kicker school
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs