10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Fold and live to fold again
- Fook the floosh droo!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.