10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003