10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.