10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson