10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones