10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.