10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.