10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth