10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery