10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln