10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe