10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels