10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22