10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.