10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!