10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.