10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.