10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Fold and live to fold again
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom