10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph