10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant