10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders