10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.