10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones