10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is for loners.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Fook the floosh droo!