10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com