10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels