10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."