10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]