10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.