10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?