10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Fold and live to fold again
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave