10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth