10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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