10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez