10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]