10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth