10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Welcome to kicker school
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.