10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is for loners.
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels