10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.