10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson