10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A